自重啊成田！！！！！！！！

隱藏里放英文原版，果然還是被翻譯的次數越少越有本家的味道Ｔ　Ｔ

話說發現了翻譯問題＝　＝
喜歡眼鏡蛇纏足固定的不是臨也是小靜啊．．你就這麼喜歡和臨也玩纏在一起的遊戲么＝＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿，＝

．．ＤＧＳ１５０話第三季恭喜＝３＝．


(是說八嘎哦不這個髮型真的好難畫T T.怎麼看都像獅子頭,女婿對不起吾不是故意的,還有貓咪的頭好像畫大了Orz
在寢室畫畫真的很需要勇氣哎Orz


DGS152這話小野的二次小靜上身真的萌爆了XDD
還有那句經典的ひーろーしーくーん☆
下一回來一次卡米亞的オーノーちゃーん☆怎樣w(你夠

八嘎小野ＡＷＡＤＲ主演賞受賞恭喜−３−
ＭＩＫＩ桑主演賞恭喜−ｗ−昌叔受賞恭喜−ｗ−

今年卡米亞身後的男人全都站出來得獎了呢ＸＤＤ
媳婦先一年出來得獎，男人們緊隨其後第二年得獎，說明什麽．．．
跟著卡米亞混有獎拿ｗ（噴
（但是今年海外ＦＡＮ受賞居然是齋賀桑不是卡米亞說實話還蠻驚訝的，不是被吐槽是海外ＮＯ．１人氣聲優么．．．

不過第一屆福山第二屆ＭＡＭＯ第三屆卡米亞第四屆哦不和澤成．．

．．．．ＤＲＲＲ的ＣＡＳＴ你就是一ＡＷＡＲＤ受賞名單＝＿＿＿，＝


話說看到第七卷臨也章的翻譯發現你怎麼住院的時候都最先想到小靜w幾乎三句話不離他XDDD
不自重成田一邊搞BG的幌子一邊又突然讓那個女人說出小靜的名字讓氣氛瞬間又轉移了回去XDD不自重成田你狠你行的你強大的www

DRRR最新話臨也又雞血了一次XDD總覺得卡米亞配臨也格外的幹勁滿滿?XD(雖然這個工作狂都有被說過只要是工作就會拼死命去做XDDD


最近都在LOOPリモーネ先生的折原臨也でうざやサーキュレーション..哇那個聲音真的好像..!一瞬間都被騙到了..
而且MAD也超萌的嗚呼T T
看這裡看這裡↓一定要看




已經LOOP了整整兩天,寢室的姑娘們都快被我害到神經衰弱了ww(你個跳蚤w

歌詞❤↓

せーのｗｗ（うざい感じで）
でもそんなんじゃ　だーめ
もうそんなんひゃ　ほーら
ウザさは進化するよ　もーっともっと

言葉にすれば死んじゃう人間なら
興味を消せばいいやって
思ってだ　笑ってた
だけどあれ、なんが違うかもｗ
悪の道も一歩から
石のように固いそんな意味で
塵も積もって取り返しつかない？
死ぬ気でいや死んでよ？（冷めた感じで）

ふわふわり　ふわふわる
アナタが拳を振る　それだけで宙へ浮かぶ
ふわふわる　ふわふわり
私が笑っている　それだけで怒ってしまう

池袋ありがとう　臨也のいたずらでも
巡り逢えたことが　幸せでしょ？

でもそんなんじゃ　だーめ
もうそんなんひゃ　ほーら
ウザさは進化するよ　もーっともっと

そうそんなじゃ　やーだ
ねえそんなんじゃ　まーだ
ワダシのことを見ていてね　ずーっと、ずっと

アナタの中のワタシほど
ワタシの中のアナタの存在は
まだまだ大きくないこともわかってるでしょ？ｗｗ
今この同じ　じゅーんかん！
共有してる　じっかーん！
塵も積もってでかくなるダラーズ（略して）
僕の名前は阿良々木暦だ

くらくらり　くらくらる
人間見ていたら　それだけて楽しすぎて

あっはっ↑はっ↓はっ↑は！↑
あっはっ↑はっ↓はっ↑は！↑
人間想っている　それだけて笑ってしまう

生首ありがとう　運命のいたずらでも
巡って来た事が　幸せなの

ふわふわり　ふわふわる
アナタが拳を振る　それだけで宙へ浮かぶ
ふわふわる　ふわふわり
私が笑っている　それだけで怒ってしまう

池袋ありがとう　臨也のいたずらでも
巡り逢えたことが　幸せでしょ？

でもそんなんじゃ　だーめ
もうそんなんひゃ　ほーら
心は進化するよ　もーっともっと

そうそんなじゃ　やーだ
ねえそんなんじゃ　まーだ
ワダシのことを見ていてね　ずーっと、ずっと

是說順便去NICO了一下リモーネ先生的其他MAD和戀愛サーキュレーショ的其他版本..發現還是這個最蕩漾TwT
野生小野的鼻音還挺像的,但是其他時候就挺容易聽出來了.而且歌唱得也很崩(笑,崩其實某種意味上也是萌點啦w)
還有野生杉田版的,雖然聲音很像可是同樣歌詞編排和唱的有點糟呢w還被同學吐槽說"你怎麼開始聽大叔的聲音了"...
於是大好青年☆(咦別亂入)就大叔了嗎XDDDD

於是期待了一下4月荒川XDDD等著聽杉田的☆彈吉他對卡米亞的小招唱小白臉之歌wwwww肯定很喜感wwww


嗯READMORE里是不自重成田的靜臨文英文版.一次翻譯果然比二次翻譯好w

DURARARA!! × ♂
If Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya were on really good terms...


STORY: NARITA RYOHGO
ILLUSTRATION: YASUDA SUZUHITO




Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya.

Hatred and love are two sides of the same coin - a wise someone has once said. To take this one step further - love and hate actually merge into each other on a Möbius strip lost in the realm of ambivalence.

- Just like the way their bodies intertwined right now.

All entangled limbs and hair and bare flesh. Like the giant Ouroboros feasting on its own tail, they were at this point almost dead corpses driven by nothing but lust.

The Ouroboros is the spirit of the universe. It is said to stand for the fusion of opposites in this world, of which Shizuo and Izaya were now becoming the new improved symbol.

Of course, such metaphors meant little to Shizuo and Izaya themselves. Right now all that filled them was the same single desire -

Their bodies had been intertwined for no longer than a few minutes.

Yet their breathing was already rough and heavy.

Shizuo kept his sunglasses on, and Izaya could feel the heat of Shizuo's breath raging against his face.

The next moment, Shizuo's hardened flesh was sliding its way up Izaya's tender pale body.

"......Ah!......"

Izaya moaned slightly as his body stiffened. Shizuo, on the other hand, grinned as if he was savoring Izaya's reaction - grinned, grinned, and let out a laugh.

A ravishing shade of color appeared on the cheeks beneath his sunglasses as he made the second - and the third - thrust.

"Fuck......ah......aren't you......gonna......at least......take off your......ahhh.......sunglasses......at times......like these?"

Though he couldn't suppress his moans every now and then, Izaya still tried to put on his best smirk. Beads of sweat trickled down his face as he sticked his tongue at Shizuo and laughed as if he was enjoying it all.

"Hah hah......you play dirty, you do, Shizu-chan......no matter how good I am at my thing......in the end you'll always resort to the physical and hold me down like this......"

"......"

Shizuo remained silent. However, behind those sunglasses there was a slight smile in his shaded eyes.

In the next second, the hardened flesh dipped in Shizuo's sordid desire made a particularly powerful thrust -

"Hell - ......Shizu......chan......"

Izaya was barely touched when hot fluid came gushing out of him. Drops of these remains of the origin of life landed on Shizuo's face.

As he tasted the semen on his lips with the tip of his tongue, Shizuo smiled with what had to be all the cruelty in the world.

"Already spent?......But the fun's just starting."


♂♂


"Ahh - that was some uppercut. Izaya-san got a nosebleed even though he's not hit directly."

"Yeah. That was the second or third in a row......but Izaya's ducked every punch except this one."

In short, it was an uneventful Ikebukuro afternoon.

Shizuo and Izaya ran into each other like usual. And began to fight as usual.

Kadota, Yumasaki and Karisawa happened to be passing by and stopped to watch -

"It is rare that Shizuo-san chose to start with a Cobra twist, though."

"He's a bigger fan of professional wrestling than I thought......"

As Yumasaki and Kadota exchanged such observations - Karisawa remained without a word and dreadfully still as she watched Shizuo and Izaya's every move.

"Hey, is something wrong, Karisawa-san? You've been un-talking for a while."

"......Izaya could not bring himself to spit out the fluid filling his mouth, and decided to swallow it instead. To spit it out was to expose his weakness in front of Shizuo, a thought he was unable to stand - "

"Karisawa-san? Karisawa-san? Hang on."

"The hot fluid flowed into the depths of his throat. While its distinctive smell lingered on Izaya's olfactory nerves, Shizuo's sordid desire was provoked further - "

"Wait a moment Karisawa-san!"

"!? ......Ahhh. What's up Yumacchi, I was on to something good!"

Karisawa made a face as if she was interrupted by a feisty "bang". Yumasaki frowned as he continued.

"What's 'something good'?......What were you doing anyway?"

"Ehh? Just live commentary in my style as I watch Shizu-Shizu fight Izayan. Well, it was supposed to be done in my head only, guess I got carried away and made it verbal......whoops."

Karisawa dangled her head as if to signal a failed attempt. Yumasaki covered her mouth with his hand before she could say anything more nauseating.

- At that exact moment, Izaya finally produced his switchblade and made a dive for Shizuo's abdomen -

"......How did you just take my switchblade attack with your belly muscles again?"

"'Cause you got no strength, that's why, Iiiiizayaaaaa-kun!"

"Izaya tried to slide the fluid-dripping length deeper and deeper into himself. Maybe he's just not used to it enough - even though he was using the whole might of his body, it was impossible to advance just another inch......"

"I said it's creepy! Please, cut it out!"

Hearing but not listening to Yumasaki and Karisawa's conversation, Kadota seemed to decide that it was better to stop the fight first. He made carefully for the insane maelstrom of knife and fists -

Karisawa, who watched him from behind, could only do one thing.

She screamed.

"Ahhhhh!? An OT3!? That's just awesome, Yumacchi! We got three males, so it's a perfect OT3!! Izayan likes Shizu-Shizu but Shizu-Shizu likes Dotachin and Dotachin likes Izayan!! It's mind-blowing! A three-man Ouroboros!"

"How could you fantasize so effortlessly about the men you know in real life!? Not that it doesn't leave me in awe......"


♂♂


Celty, who happened to be passing by and heard such conversations, went back home with weak knees.

As if terribly exhausted she let herself fall onto the bed and showed Shinra her PDA.

[Humans, humans are scary......]

As Shinra turned to look at her slightly trembling shoulders -

He realized that she was actually crying.


HAPPY END HAPPY END









AUTHOR'S NOTES

Really, those who write BL are geniuses. No matter how many times I rewrite, that friend of mine who likes BL would always go like "All wrong! Girls won't be happy reading stuff like that! Well an uglier-than-a-toad swine like you shouldn't be allowed to write BL anyway in the first place." and tell me to re-rewrite until it came to be something like this. Argh, stupid April Fool - !




ｇｏｏｄ　ｊｏｂ，ｆｏｒ　ｂｏｔｈ　ＮＡＲＩＴＡ＆ＫＡＲＩＳＡＷＡ．

(順便說一下字體效果吾幾乎是原版了那個原文網站的排版(大笑(於是狩澤你真的很好很強大(笑
當然吾最心水的還是靜臨兩隻,果然是原作者來寫不管怎樣都不會OOC....